Girl With Pencil

Once upon a time
there was a
apparently innocent young
big-breasted girl with
a pencil in
her boobs' rack.
She was painting
lying on the
bench at her
first honey moon
which attracted bees
and pedo bears
were in bushes
because they love
when bees are
around them. She
suddently vomited lemons
and felt better.
When she got
in her bed,
a strange smell
coming from deep
beneath her desk,
made her yell
in excitement, she
remembered that her
rat nest had
died three months
after she got
laid with a
minotaur. She proceeded
to clean the
remains of the
nest and suddenly
radio with wings
shit all over
her face and
her pencil sled
down her waist.
She then picked
a blanket to
wipe the shit
off her face.
She remembered her
chewing gum was
between her knees
sticking the hair
at her pubic
area down to
her feet which
difficulted her walking
and was really
disgusting. She removed
her clothes and
the gum. Choosing
to take a
bath or talk
to herself in
slow motion was
a damn-stupid idea.
Then the radio
beeped 10 o'clock.
She grabbed it
but it got
shocked with 70,000W
that caused instant-death.
The radio stole
her pencil and
took it to
Fado who gave
it a gold
Wiimote so that
the Gods of
Nintendo don't sodomize
the lands of
the Asshole Kingdom.

THE END.