domingo, 18 de maio de 2008

Again We Begun



Once upon a time
it began again
and ended twice
so we have
returned to the
beginning once again.
So let's just
end it like
we began it,
to start it
all over again.
We respawned at
square one, so
to reach square
eight, a sacrifice
was hired, because
we haz goldz!
Square eight was
assimilated in one
relentless assault, with
bonus points awarded
and a square-up.
Records were reached
for ultimate failure
because a trap,
set by ourselves,
threw us to
the beginning...again.
Starting again is
like gelatin, it
shakes our self-confidence.
We had to
spray fruitless skies
with tutti-frutti juice.
THE END.

In The Void



Once upon a time
in the void,
everything was empty
and dark, almost
fading time itself.
An aimless comet
exploded into pieces
burning in slow-motion
and with self-grief,
like a flying
dead eagle, it
created a nightmarish
realm of eternal
strife and sorrow.
Nobody heard it
because sound waves
were in .mp3.
Another universe ate
itself with anger
and was stopped
by the poliverse.
A charming purple
was engaged with
monophonic irreligious flames.
By the light,
OPEN THE DOOR!
Milleniums passed since
they hailed to
the void and
now are empty.
THE END.

domingo, 11 de maio de 2008

The Apocalypse Cinema



Once upon a time

a pizza girl
was delivering onions
and roasted tomatoes
to local carrots.
The carrots were
torturing the onions
and the tomatoes
while raping potatoes
with surgical knives
and drugging them
with magical mushrooms
dissolved in serum.
The serum, boiling,
peed brufen syrup
and pooed aspegic,
invoking a pharaoh-
-killer female sphynx,
making penises shrink
and pussies enlarge
in erotic sandstorms
and sperm rainstorms.
This movie ended
with no credits,
so, the DVD
was devilishly corrupted
and ejected itself
hitting and bashing
a tower with
righteous fury and,
making acid spill
through its eyeballs
to the audience,
reducing them to
smoking souls heading
to the smoking-zone.
The molecules rebelled
along with the
non existing particles
starting an atom-
-splitting swing party.
The old gods
captured the DVD's
eyeballs for questioning
but none answered
(eyeballs don't talk).
The stupid gods
incinerated them in
a toxic waste
vending machine. They
manufactured nuclear cokes
and drank them
to change sex
and generate pubic
teacups with virgin's
tities and lemons
smelling them. Then,
their bras splitted
and flew inside
to the gods'
pervert realm of
mistresses of doom.
The mistresses ate
their breakfast and
rode reptiles for
the reptile race
of holy tournaments.
The bras were
cursing entities by
the name of
vinyl airplanes approval.
THE END.

quinta-feira, 8 de maio de 2008

A Girly Rhino



Once upon a time

a rhino in
girly underwear was
sliding in feaces
made of roses
which smelled great.
A flower died.
That was sad.
Really really sad.
An emo gangbang
started running after
a running gag (haha-pun xD).
They caught it
and raped it.
Poor thing. Anyways,
chairs came alive
and started dying
under the rhino's
colossal cock that
ejaculated all evil.
Then a nice
kawaii japanese girl
went away. Pity!
Croissants exploded, so
there's no cheese
and no ham
so, we'll die
of chocolate overdose
but there is
frozen butter at
the south pole.
We'll never reach
it in time,
so let's masturbate
to forget it.
An eclipse then
started flashing in
through the scales
of a fag's
fishy dildo. Oh
supreme lord of
pleasure and greed
don't sodomize me!
My vaginal imagination
is penetrating thorugh
Júlia Pinheiro's ass
until it reaches
thy fertilized ideas.
THE END.

quinta-feira, 1 de maio de 2008

Sweeping Swinging Sweets



Once upon a time

throwing peanuts through
arcs was fashionable,
emotive and sexy.
It attracted many
straws filled with
efervescent bread that
was immediately eaten.
But one day
the night came.
Desperately, townsfolk ran
to the fire!
The luminous fire
burned their fleshless
mechanical bodies. Wow!
Accounts were created
to help rich-
-flavoured milk to
be taken away
to the trashcans.
Sweeping swinging sweets
all over the
marble floor made
them throw themselves
to circus rally
flying coconuts, then
blue ascended. Behold!
"My Fur Burns!"
She was thinking
and then stopped.
Then started drinking
and then flocked.
Then she fell.
THE END.