domingo, 20 de dezembro de 2009

Underage Lesbian Marriage



Once Upon A Time

a little boy
with his little
halo, met an
iron fishing hook
and combined it
with a pole
to unlock a
can of sardines.
Inside, an heptagon,
with nineteen sides,
bit him. "ARR!"
The wound later
started growing polygons
that rolled over
a barrel of
explosives of BOOM,
making a KABOOM
that ultimately created
fireworks of triangles.
And the universe.
.Happened impossible the
.Too stuff other
The little boy
became a man,
then a girl
became a man,
never meeting eachother
with lights on.
The men fought
with their swords
and opened holes
to other dimensions
and became airwaves
that didn't exist.
Their denied existence
turned them emo,
so they poisoned
the universe because
then, they could
marry each other,
un-man-ing the girl,
girl-ing the man
to an underage
marriage, or whatever.
The End.

quarta-feira, 2 de dezembro de 2009

Time Was Upon



Once upon a time

before the beginning,
after bad ending,
Time was upon
lunatics on rails
carrying rusty backpacks,
that loathy pixie
just ran out.
Carmine curtains collapsed
causing clueless cactus
to track traps,
tempting to trail
Time's tripping tricks.
Beautifully carved landscapes
had her carved
from top to
her carved curves,
to flat bottom.
Time saw that
it was blind.
Ashamed, it rewound
back in time
and went bananas
over splits. Then,
she shat sheets
still stealing steel,
striking stolen strippers.
And before Christmas
Time timed Timmy
for him to
poison himself when
Time runs out.
The End.

domingo, 4 de outubro de 2009

Hills Have Boulders




Once upon a time

hills were bruised
by spiky boulders
that were mating
just for fun.
The End.

segunda-feira, 3 de agosto de 2009

MDMSL, A Chronicle.




Monks Devouring Metamphetamines
Spurs Liberalism. My
Darling, My Sweet
Love. My Devil,
My Screaming Litany.
Martyrs During Medical
Sodomy Laugh. Mia
Defies Malon Supressing
Lesbianism. Marth Delights
Mario's Sexual Lust.
Mario Drinks Marth's
Spitting Love. Mashing
Drunken Meatballs Secretes
Lemonade. Malice's Dripping
Mush Strikes Lightning.

domingo, 5 de julho de 2009

O! A BATTAFLYE




(SOOPAWAIDSCRIINZ)


AWNSE APAWN EI TAIME
DER WER BATTAFLYEZ.
KEWT. BAT EI
DARGAN EENCEENARATED DA
CAWRN FEELDZ MEIKEENG
MAH GARLFREND ERRAWR.

DEE AND.

sexta-feira, 8 de maio de 2009

DEI WER TRAPZ! OH NOEZ!



Once upon a time
I peeked through
an invisible hole
and saw Poison
playing with Birdo,
exciting Bridget, so
God got confused
and inserted coins
to try again
and furnace his
biggest mistakes ever.
DEI WER TRAPZ!
OH NOEZ! DO
A BARREL ROLL!

The End.

domingo, 26 de abril de 2009

Bunnies Ate Nuns




Once upon a time
bunnies ate nuns
because they're powered
by Duracell, uniting
the efforts of
kinky prototypes that
were created because
nuns were hungry
for bananas. Then
they thanked them
because it was
what they prayed
for. But suddenly
they woke up.

The End.

quarta-feira, 8 de abril de 2009

The Airwave Returned




Thrice Upon A Crime

there was an
Emmy-winning enemy
who was befriended
by detergent statues.
Then, out of
the bottomless hat
came the airwave
that now existed
but was still
videoactive, making the
loading screens appear,
maddening the enemy,
who was calmed
by yuri fanfics
like everyone else.
The loading ended.
The airwave expanded
and expanded and
expanded and magentanized
and happily dissapeared.
Again, guilty, lemonades
became so emo
even poetry exploded.
Now, poets are
licking oxigenated compassions
like skin cakes
that twitched underage
boys and girls.
The enemy read
the yuri fanfics,
solidifying into detergent.
The End.

segunda-feira, 23 de março de 2009

Redemption Indigestion Occurs



Once upon a time
lightning licked redemptions
with carrots, beans
exciting an apocalypse
of ballet pandas
and ninjitsu zebras.
"Hear me now!"
Indifference struck hard.
"SHRIIIK* made retards,
depressing dead princesses
through intestinal hypnosis.
The End.

terça-feira, 10 de fevereiro de 2009

Carmilla Incinerated Them




Once upon a time

the walls collapsed
into butter jelly.
This sparked numerous
sparkles, sparkling sparkles,
and seduced sharks
that did: "GlubGlub!"
before "Humm, tasty".
They used to
celebrate these victims
by throwing bricks
in agonizing indifference
to themselves. Anyway
Carmilla survived baking
invisible gnomes and
incinerated all memories
of the future.
"Crash among thyselves!"
And they did...
Oh dear...Nemesis...
Rabbits are summoned
to count ourselves
in panic. Banzai!
The kamikazes imploded
pseudo-zepplins tonight!
However, Carmilla screamed
silently with speakers
and everything froze.
The End? NOT!
Rambo showed up!
Looping this tale
for a thousand
reeling denied absolutions.
THE END.

segunda-feira, 19 de janeiro de 2009

Aliteration Chain Combo


Once upon a time
there was a
burning river of
morphine. It ultimately
got flamed by
Heaven because lolipops
lost their sticks.
Sweet fury just
became bitter from
halo donuts plagued
by chocolate muffins
ironed by clouds.
Shining black light,
paled by "Him".
"He" and "Her"
met "It", who
was "Him". Then,
Lord! Nothing happened!
Oh! Blasphemy Bill!
Redemption check accepted!
Penitence wallet's empty.....
and copyrighted religion
was patented by
an imaginary error,
that deleted itself.
Lolipops were responsible,
so sue them.
Slippery caked platforms
tripped and died.
The FAIL trees
were cut down
by WIN chainsaws
made of EPIC
blades of purity
that purge sins.
Flames of judgement
burn blue because
yellow yelled "YAY!"
which was wonderful
considering contractions caused
disturbingly damaging diarrehea,
blooming beautiful brown.
Academic balls commence
to bounce over
and off cliffs.
Then it looped
and looped into
burning morphine rivers.
THE END.