The Space Whales - Chapter 2

Momentarily, sanity struck

their genitalia. The

fog thickened and

was eaten by

Batman, who was

holding a bat.

The bat was

peeing white coffee

for Batman's breakfast

party. For years

he wept, until

he drowned himself.

A human whale

can't possibly exist

without dragon whales

that spit rockets.

So together, they

jumped with joy

and conquered the

right to disappear.

Disappearing to another

guy's head, which

provided fertile land,

bad headaches altogether

to spur bananas

as a religion

for him to

declare holy war

upon ketchup spiders

that created webs

on cheeseburger whales.

McDonald's sued them

and lost, because

Burger King bailed

the spiders so

they could poo

holograms to reach

the sandwich once

the fallout ended.

THE END.

The Space Whales - Chapter 1

Once upon a time

foreign holograms of

evil spawned in

her knickers. This

is Sparta! Then

her shrieks jellyfied

flying carpet riders

making them crash

against seagulls. Itching

cannons fired her

to Uranus. For

heaven's sake, show

must go on!

At Uranus, she

rubbed softly her

exposed antenna breasts

for decades, until

an alien came

to her forehead

and planted a

giant skyscrapper of

DOOM! Soon, millions

of space whales

gave birth to

prevent world destruction.

"Touché, alien! My

anus is bleeding."

"Can I see?"

Asked a whale.

So she spread

herself and imploded

to absorb all

solar systems into

her sandwich. However

it wasn't tasty

and the whales

started an orgy.

Peanutbutter jelly time

Once upon a time

Peanutbutter jelly time

Orange and lime

is a crime,

to waste my

time. "Not mine!"

"Jesus, whatever, fine!"

THE END.

Zero-Gravity Dance Floors

Once Upon A Time

zero-gravity dance floors

dropped their disco-balls

and imploded. Miniature

robotic kangaroos were

convincing the cops

to arrest koalas

and be happy.

Getting up is

the worst. Fucking

batteries are low.

His eyepatch evaporated

which caused clouds

to care less.

Careless clouds got

eyepatched and hallowed

until they imploded.

Rocket, rocket, rocket

blasted away again

zero-gravity dance floors

again and again

and again opened

a portal to

vaccum metal concerts.

The End.

Nipple-Twisting Giraffes Rebell

Once upon a time
women were trees
made of flesh
and faked their
breasts with fruits,
however, giraffes, rebelling,
burnt the women's
pine dildos, forsaking
the blooming flowers
of male mermaids.
Like rushing snails,
the giraffes charged
to nipple-twist them
for greater justice,
squirting milk out
of their eyes,
blinding them, which
just plain sucks.
A train rolled
over them all.
The End.

When Lion Hairdos Prevailed

Once Upon A Time

Yes I will have you
You've set your sights on me?
And no one else will do
Cuz you take my self control
But you just wanna use my love tonight
Tonight you'll come
Ok I'll just die in your arms tonight
Having electric dreams together with me
Because I'm a slave to love
And I, I, I love little girls
That must have been love, but it's over now
Because I ran, I ran so far away
And you're carried away by the moonlight shadow
When my porn video killed the radio star
With a shot through the heart, and you're to blame
Because I can do what I want
Only because you're big in japan
Where there's lots of boys, boys, boys
That like girls, just wanna have fun
When my heart goes bang bang bang
There's nothing you can say, a total eclipse of the heart
In the stardust dawn underneath the crystal roofs
I hold on to your body and feel each move you make
In you I stick my flesh, flesh for fantasy
And you spin me right round like a record
And like this we stay forever young.

The End.

Underage Lesbian Marriage

Once Upon A Time
a little boy
with his little
halo, met an
iron fishing hook
and combined it
with a pole
to unlock a
can of sardines.
Inside, an heptagon,
with nineteen sides,
bit him. "ARR!"
The wound later
started growing polygons
that rolled over
a barrel of
explosives of BOOM,
making a KABOOM
that ultimately created
fireworks of triangles.
And the universe.
.Happened impossible the
.Too stuff other
The little boy
became a man,
then a girl
became a man,
never meeting eachother
with lights on.
The men fought
with their swords
and opened holes
to other dimensions
and became airwaves
that didn't exist.
Their denied existence
turned them emo,
so they poisoned
the universe because
then, they could
marry each other,
un-man-ing the girl,
girl-ing the man
to an underage
marriage, or whatever.
The End.