Momentarily, sanity struck
their genitalia. The
fog thickened and
was eaten by
Batman, who was
holding a bat.
The bat was
peeing white coffee
for Batman's breakfast
party. For years
he wept, until
he drowned himself.
A human whale
can't possibly exist
without dragon whales
that spit rockets.
So together, they
jumped with joy
and conquered the
right to disappear.
Disappearing to another
guy's head, which
provided fertile land,
bad headaches altogether
to spur bananas
as a religion
for him to
declare holy war
upon ketchup spiders
that created webs
on cheeseburger whales.
McDonald's sued them
and lost, because
Burger King bailed
the spiders so
they could poo
holograms to reach
the sandwich once
the fallout ended.
THE END.
