Once upon a time
foreign holograms of
evil spawned in
her knickers. This
is Sparta! Then
her shrieks jellyfied
flying carpet riders
making them crash
against seagulls. Itching
cannons fired her
to Uranus. For
heaven's sake, show
must go on!
At Uranus, she
rubbed softly her
exposed antenna breasts
for decades, until
an alien came
to her forehead
and planted a
giant skyscrapper of
DOOM! Soon, millions
of space whales
gave birth to
prevent world destruction.
"Touché, alien! My
anus is bleeding."
"Can I see?"
Asked a whale.
So she spread
herself and imploded
to absorb all
solar systems into
her sandwich. However
it wasn't tasty
and the whales
started an orgy.
