quarta-feira, 13 de fevereiro de 2008

The Flaming Pleonasm



Once Upon A Time

a dirty bag
was inside a
giant watering can
spraying milk throughout
ravenous fiends fields
of golden shit
in pregnant mosquitos.
The menstruating skies
were raining blood
through the lacerated
notepapers of doom
from the guidebook
of twilight's hammer
inside raped angels
mouths. The guidebook
was erasing itself.
A vinyl disc
wasn't being played.
The vinyl and
an angry cassette
were arguing about
The immensity of
the cassettes's reels.
Suddenly, CDs appeared
linked by a
a spiritual bond
of dark energy
antimatter quantum states.
A dog appeared.
The CDs disappeared.
The objects suddenly
caught on fire
and burnt down.
The fire was
dancing in the
moonlit forest wind
consumed with nature
and hot sensations
like an orgasmic
Sea of Dirac.
The burning ballet
of blazing flames
consumed by fire
got lonely and
was poured down.
The Dead army
of the living
undead zombies died.
The bananas rot!
And the apples fought
the windows lot.
Angel tears started
watering the forest's
dried trees and
badgers and mushrooms,
which spawned miracles.
Sins were purged.
The free encyclopedia
charged the angels
with fees, so
they could feign
to be good,
because they really
are bad feigners
and bad boys
were slain by
good boys, after
a satanic decree
turned the world
into stinky jellyfishes
to dominate the
heavens above and
heavens down, and
so atheist birds
shit and died.
The fetid corpses
were then eaten,
with horrified screams,
and regurgitated again
in violent spasms
of demental pain
consumed by hatred
and self pity.
THE END.

segunda-feira, 11 de fevereiro de 2008

Girl With Pencil



Once upon a time
there was a
apparently innocent young
big-breasted girl with
a pencil in
her boobs' rack.
She was painting
lying on the
bench at her
first honey moon
which attracted bees
and pedo bears
were in bushes
because they love
when bees are
around them. She
suddently vomited lemons
and felt better.
When she got
in her bed,
a strange smell
coming from deep
beneath her desk,
made her yell
in excitement, she
remembered that her
rat nest had
died three months
after she got
laid with a
minotaur. She proceeded
to clean the
remains of the
nest and suddenly
radio with wings
shit all over
her face and
her pencil sled
down her waist.
She then picked
a blanket to
wipe the shit
off her face.
She remembered her
chewing gum was
between her knees
sticking the hair
at her pubic
area down to
her feet which
difficulted her walking
and was really
disgusting. She removed
her clothes and
the gum. Choosing
to take a
bath or talk
to herself in
slow motion was
a damn-stupid idea.
Then the radio
beeped 10 o'clock.
She grabbed it
but it got
shocked with 70,000W
that caused instant-death.
The radio stole
her pencil and
took it to
Fado who gave
it a gold
Wiimote so that
the Gods of
Nintendo don't sodomize
the lands of
the Asshole Kingdom.

THE END
.

domingo, 10 de fevereiro de 2008

The OmgWtf Recepit



Once upon a time
a voyeur crow
was watching some
water sprinklers in
rubber-storage facilities
which had dolls
in kinky positions
hanging in the
toilet's sink, then
he flew to
another storage facility
of forbidden books
that were forbidden
to be written
and then erased,
so the curse
is a website
with broken links
and flooded sinks
of binary souls
and scripted trolls.
The crow shitted,
the shit splitted
and fertilized cassettes
of home-made
ragtime demos. Then
bananas started raining,
books began slaying
genetically modified corn
that rebelled because
tests on living
stones, being against
bricks in the
popcorn religion of
yoko yogurt eaters
that killed actimel
like strange fluids
upon cheese temples.
A rubber-slave
shot the crow
and made barbecue
from omgwtf recepit
of his mother's
brother of cousin's
uncle's aunt of
sister-in-law's
grandfather's sister's brother's
baby dog's veterinary's
concubine's Indian foreteller
which was himself,
and he was
eager to try
not to be
like his future
told he was.
Horrified, he jumped
in the ground.
A rope fell
and rose instantly
disappearing into the
abysmal disappearance place.

THE END.