Underage Lesbian Marriage

Once Upon A Time
a little boy
with his little
halo, met an
iron fishing hook
and combined it
with a pole
to unlock a
can of sardines.
Inside, an heptagon,
with nineteen sides,
bit him. "ARR!"
The wound later
started growing polygons
that rolled over
a barrel of
explosives of BOOM,
making a KABOOM
that ultimately created
fireworks of triangles.
And the universe.
.Happened impossible the
.Too stuff other
The little boy
became a man,
then a girl
became a man,
never meeting eachother
with lights on.
The men fought
with their swords
and opened holes
to other dimensions
and became airwaves
that didn't exist.
Their denied existence
turned them emo,
so they poisoned
the universe because
then, they could
marry each other,
un-man-ing the girl,
girl-ing the man
to an underage
marriage, or whatever.
The End.