Nipple-Twisting Giraffes Rebell

Once upon a time
women were trees
made of flesh
and faked their
breasts with fruits,
however, giraffes, rebelling,
burnt the women's
pine dildos, forsaking
the blooming flowers
of male mermaids.
Like rushing snails,
the giraffes charged
to nipple-twist them
for greater justice,
squirting milk out
of their eyes,
blinding them, which
just plain sucks.
A train rolled
over them all.
The End.